Never seen before in Technicolour!

Warning! These images are both shockingly real and really shocking.

As readers are no doubt aware some 2000 odd years ago Aliens came down to earth and impregnated a woman chosen at random. The child she subsequently gave birth to has since been dubbed ‘The Messiah”

The S.E.T.I. program that monitors incoming radio waves from outer space has, for the very first time in human history, received a message from another life form. Unfortunately the message was unable to be deciphered

 but it was accompanied by some pretty startling images that religious scholars have confirmed were recorded at the very birth of said Messiah.

I am a fearless reporter who has recently been sacked from News of the World due to wishy washy. namby pamby, bleeding heart, bed weting liberals banging on about Ethics, whatever they are. I try to offend as many people as possible but in the words of some great orator, "you can offend some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but youcant offend all of the people all of the time".

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