The year is 2114. (One hundred years hence)

The world is run by The Sisterhood of Anarchist Collectives,

Peace, harmony and joy reign over the land.

Whilst working in the ochre pits, a group of diggers unearths a monolithic structure of unknown origins. The wise elders are summoned to decipher the mystery. Germaine The Omniscient quells their fervent curiosity:

“You have unwittingly stumbled across Fridgehenge, the principal centre of worship for The Cult of Consumerism.”

According to folklore passed down since time immemorial, the cult spread like wildfire across the entire globe, devouring all in its path, leaving nothing but a trail of devastation in its wake. Devotees paid tribute to The Goddess of Mammon, embodied in the pure white form of The Refridgerator. Offerings of the richest foods from all corners of the globe were given to the ‘fridge’ for safe keeping. The Goddess used her miraculous powers to keep the food from spoiling.

Fridgehenge has been painstakingly preserved and placed on The Cultural Heritage Register.

Access to the monolith is normally restricted to eminent paleontologists with letters after their names, but for a limited time only, you the proletariat, will be allowed to come and marvel at its wonders. Open the doors and see for yourself the strange and exotic offerings that dwell within, still perfectly preserved as fresh as the day they were picked. A mystery yet to be explained by all the eminent scientists with letters after their names.


Ben Boyang

Cultural Heritage Officer – City of Lianganook


Fridgehenge can be found in the grounds of the old hospital in Halford St., between the Enterprize Centre and the main road. It will be open for inspection during the Fringe Festival that runs concurrently with the State Festival in Castlemaine, Central Victoria

March 13 – 22

2Big Foot-Web

‘Big Foot’ 2.7mx1.7m Recycled pollystyrene(foot), discarded consumer items (junk), paper cement


‘White Man’s Burden’ gouache on paper 20x30cm 2010


‘Civilization’ oil on canvas  80x120cm  2005

Horror Movie

‘Horror Movie’  oil on canvas  1×1.2m  2004

The Persuit of Happiness Gouache on paper 20x30cm 2005

The Persuit of Happiness Gouache on paper 20x30cm 2005

1 Less Car

One Less Car pastel on paper 60x60cm 2002


Hood pastel on paper 30x20cm 2001

I am a fearless reporter who has recently been sacked from News of the World due to wishy washy. namby pamby, bleeding heart, bed weting liberals banging on about Ethics, whatever they are. I try to offend as many people as possible but in the words of some great orator, "you can offend some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but youcant offend all of the people all of the time".

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