The erstwhile premier of W.A., M & M, went on national TV last night to boast about what a tight border he has maintained through out Covid.  In preparation no doubt for yet another foolhardy attempt at secession. He was crowing  about keeping all those contraband items out of his clean, pure unadulterated state: Bananas, vegetables, etc, etc. Then he posed the question, why we couldn’t do the same with meth-amphetamines? Well, we all know why don’t we? The answer of course, is painfully obvious. As the good officers of Border Force tried to point out as delicately as possible, it being live TV and all, it is all about our natural ‘biological limits’. Banana smugglers will be caught!

There is a limited number of bananas one can shove up one’s rectum. We are talking one or maybe two at the most. That goes for most of your common vegetables, with the possible exception of olives.

Meth-amphetamines, on the other hand, are a different suppository all together!

I am a fearless reporter who has recently been sacked from News of the World due to wishy washy. namby pamby, bleeding heart, bed weting liberals banging on about Ethics, whatever they are. I try to offend as many people as possible but in the words of some great orator, "you can offend some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but youcant offend all of the people all of the time".

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