Family First

(an extreme far right Christian Fundamentalist Party – see Australian Taliban)


More cash for stay-at-home mums (sorry Dads, you miss out)

More support for carrers

Harsher penalties for Drug offences (and everything else, for that matter)

Increase in foreign aid to 1% of budget

Housing-Increase via selling more land, removing urban growth boundaries and zoning restrictions around towns. (open slather-developers salivating already)


More cash for private schools.

More autonomy for private schools (especially fundamentalst Christian schools)

More rights for the disabled

Less rights for workers

Flat Tax Policy (to match flat earth policy)

20% Tax Free 20% Company Tax 20% PersonaL Tax (a simple tax for simple people)

Less regulation for small bisiness

More roads, bigger roads, better roads

Less mining tax

Less payroll tax

Anti Euthenasia

Anti Gay Marriage

Anti De facto relationships

Anti Divorce (basically F.F. believe the offspring of these relationships are usually worse people than the offspring of monogamous heterosexual married couples)

Anti Abortion (It is estimated that if this policy is implemented around the world, the population would at least double and continue to grow exponentially until life became so intolerable, children would sue their parents for being born. Perhaps this undesirable outcome could be avoided if Family First offered to care for all unwanted pregnancies forced to full term for the rest of their lives)

Climate Change Deniers

“The climate changes all the time, big deal, get over it”

“Carbon Dioxide is not a pollutant, it is a plant food. It has no effect on climate”.

“The climate debate is not settled and never will be”.

The right to private property is THE most fundamental right for all Australians, including kooris*.

(except for those without any, including Kooris who had theirs stolen)

This involves stealing as much land as possible from the original inhabitants, then enshrining that theft in the Constitution as The Right to Private Property.

Once Koories have individual ownership of land they should be encouraged to sell it as soon as possible, so they can assimilate, (join the ‘rat race’) move to the city and live happily ever after.

Basic Philosophy – Zero Tolerance for just about everything

This data has been extracted from the F.F. website (not entirelly verbatim – be especially suspicious of sections in parenthesis)


*Indiginous owners of South Eastern Australia




I am a fearless reporter who has recently been sacked from News of the World due to wishy washy. namby pamby, bleeding heart, bed weting liberals banging on about Ethics, whatever they are. I try to offend as many people as possible but in the words of some great orator, "you can offend some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but youcant offend all of the people all of the time".

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