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Country Alliance

An alliance of loggers, fishermen (sorry ladies),farmers shooters and bush abusers.

Support:

Country of origin food labeling

More funding for agricultural research

Live Cattle Exports (occasionally reclassified as dead cattle imports upon arrival, after their long and arduous journey across the sea)

Offshore processing of livestock and refugees

More T.A.F.E. funding

More mandatory sentencing

Less discretion for judges

More discretion for police issuing speeding fines (to take bribes)

Decentralization of Parks Victoria & D.E.P.I. (to the Simpson Desert)

More drinking water in ‘the bush’ ( this will help reduce the number of deaths from thirst)

More doctors for ‘the bush’

More, bigger, better roads in ‘the bush’

Less mobile black spots in ‘the bush

Less bush in ‘the bush’

More fishing, hunting, shooting off-road driving & horse riding in National Parks (Parks to be renamed Ingland)

More boat ramps in Ingland

Special off-road licenses for 14-18 year olds (valid only in Ingland)

More fishing in Marine Parks (Marine Parks to be renamed Fun Parks)

Less Marine Parks

Less National Parks

Open season on water birds (could be extended to all other wild animals if bird stocks dwindle drastically. All endangered birds shot accidentally to be cryogenically frozen until such time as they can be resuscitated)

More hunting of feral animals for pleasure.

Small business V Duopoly (Coles & Woolies)

More logging of old growth forests for toilet paper

Animal Rights – to graze in National Parks

Climate Change

‘The greatest challenge the humans have ever faced’

– Banky Moon, President of The United Nations

‘Does not exist so no need for a policy’ – Cuntree Alliance

This data has been extracted from the A.C.A. website

(not entirelly verbatim – be especially suspicious of sections in parenthesis)