Do You (really) Want a Receipt?
Written by Ben Boyang
July ’24
Do You (really) Want a Receipt?
Readers may be unaware that the receipts we are handed at the supermarket could ruin your life. When you grab a receipt you are receiving a lot more than little black numbers. Receipts are coated with a thin film of chemicals containing bisphenols, which are known endocrine disruptors, that means they mess with your hormones.
The human sperm count in the developed world is plummeting, by over 50% in less than 40 years. But don’t worry we still have a few billion left. Scientists predict it will not significantly effect fertility until it drops to 40%. But at the present rate of decline of 1-2% per year, that will take less than 10 years. We will then begin to see a dramatic decline in population across the developed world.
Global population was predicted to peak around 2060, at about 9 or 10 billion souls. That date has been wound forward to 2040. Then population will crash!
This is fantastic news for the climate and the environment.
For us older folk, who have done our breeding long ago, this good news, but for fellas who yearn for ‘the pitter, patter of little feet,’ do not handle receipts. On the other hand, if you not so keen on breeding with your present partner, just suggest that you handle all the receipts.(literally) Then you can bonk away to your hearts content, safe in the knowledge that some ‘little accident’ wont spoil the fun.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Guardian – Humans could face reproductive crisis as sperm count declines, study finds
Guardian – As birth rates fall, animals prowl in our abandoned ‘ghost villages’
Ben Boyang ’24
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Of all the stuff they buy, for first of all what they have defines them, it defines you my old man and you are a Big Consumer, a Big Ben, you are writing about the way they run their plastic and NFC. Well Ben, do you remember tight jeans promoted in the 80s an 90s, then string panties from Milenial start of the real unisex, when you shoud cut your fur wherewhere it grows, for it is unhealthy. Then HIV and Hepatitis C killed of half of junkies for their gene structure is junk, they are recesive Type 0- and other shit from the pan. Like, as most of the roman catholic priests became gay or gay became catholic priests? Now we see muslim suicidal front, willing to kill girls in Austria, on some singer show… And what do you think about canibalism, baalism, dope dealer healers with open farmacists behind them. Ok, wanna talk about colors, and plastic fiber, your kids in lastex and p(!)lastic all around – in the air most of it in towns.