This week-
We ask The Big Questions:
What is more scary,
Jihadis with bombs or Yanks with guns?
Salt or sugar?
Fires or floods?
Politicians or unionists?
God or climate change?
Sharks or Adolf Hitler?
I am a fearless reporter who has recently been sacked from News of the World due to wishy washy. namby pamby, bleeding heart, bed weting liberals banging on about Ethics, whatever they are. I try to offend as many people as possible but in the words of some great orator, "you can offend some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but youcant offend all of the people all of the time".