This week we round up the festivals:
Marty’s Arty Farty Party
The Fringe Festival
The Fridge Festival
The Cuban Dance Party
+ one mystery singing, dancing, talking guest
all the way from The Big Smoke
I am a fearless reporter who has recently been sacked from News of the World due to wishy washy. namby pamby, bleeding heart, bed weting liberals banging on about Ethics, whatever they are. I try to offend as many people as possible but in the words of some great orator, "you can offend some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but youcant offend all of the people all of the time".