Rise Up Australia
Contrary to popular misconceptions this is not a clarion call for mass insurrection
Multiculturalism- Those from non anglo-saxon cultures should be required to abandon their wicked ways and adopt Ozy culcha (whatever that may be)
They will however, be allowed to maintain their ethic background as that would be difficult, if not impossible to eradicate without retrospective legislation.
Sharia Law becoming the law of the land,(do not fear, this is not imminent)
Foreign ownership of Australia
Interference by such bodies as the I.M.F., W.T.O. U.N. W.W.F. and other such acronyms, who coerce us into abiding by accepted international norms of civilized behavior.
Prostitution, Pornography & Pot
Abortion -The Party vehemently supports the rights of the unborn from the moment of conception (2 cells)over the rights of a pregnant woman.
(This position places the party slightly to the right of Ghengis Khan, who as you are no doubt aware, was in favor of abortion under certain circumstances: namely, when the woman was not impregnated him. Luckily, at that time; circa1234, this constituted quite a small proportion Mongolian women)
Tax (except Tobin Tax – see below)
Monopolies, Duopolies, (Coles & Woolies) Quadropolies (The big bad banks)
The free market – We should impose tariffs on goods produced by unfair working conditions, especially wages far below our own, like $2 a day.
( This could be greatly enhanced by fostering strong trade unions in those countries)
Religious Vilification Act – This act inhibits free speech, (especialy the freedom to freely vilify Muslims)
Same Sex Marriage – (surprise, surprise)
The establishment of all religious states except the Jewish State of Israel
and the Christian State of Australia
Environment: Ban abortions so God does not punish us with bushfires
(This somewhat tenuous link implies that The Almighty himself practices collective punishment – the idea that we one should punish many for the ‘sins’ of the few – not unlike punishing asylum seekers to stop people smuggling.)
More houses for everyone. Release more land
Tobin Tax– this would raise revenue from the billions of electronic financial transactions that take place every day
No policy required to tackle a non-existent problem
Quote from website:
“The idea of man-made climate change is a quasi religious hypothesis unproven by objective scientific facts”
(not to be confused with the concept of God)
Disclaimer: This data has been gleaned from the Rise Up website
(not entirely verbatim – be especially suspicious of sections in parenthesis)