Part 1
Interview      – Chealsea Coles , straight from thebarricades  at  Walmadan  (James Price Point) in the Kiberley
                      – More Politically Incorrect jokes about Penny’s name; nutting wong wif dat?
                      -Turets sufferers challengenge swearing ban
Local news   – Pesticide spray drift effecting humans?         
                      -Kiwi ecolgical warfare?
                      -Snakes warming up
                     -Halal meat proves undtectable to the human tongue

[Part 2

State News      – Green Wedges become Chock Wedges
National News – Bin Bashes Banks
                        – Rupert and China agree to share world power
Sport               – AFL ( Anti Football League) fails to ban football
Art                   – N.G.V. spends $5 million on old picha – no dosh left for struggling artists

I am a fearless reporter who has recently been sacked from News of the World due to wishy washy. namby pamby, bleeding heart, bed weting liberals banging on about Ethics, whatever they are. I try to offend as many people as possible but in the words of some great orator, "you can offend some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but youcant offend all of the people all of the time".

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