December 2025
The European Military Alliance in Defense of Western Values dominates the globe at the moment. It is made up of most of the European nations,(NATO) with the notable exception of Russia, plus the European colonies that successfully executed their respective genocides, reducing their indigenous population to a ‘manageable’ number: the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand*, and let’s not forget the latest member to join the team, Israel, a lonely European outpost plonked slap bang in the middle of Arabia for God’s sake. What on earth were we thinking?** .
This fledgling colony, so far from home, yet still protected by the eagle eye of mother America ceaselessly patrolling the globe in search of prey, has left their run a bit late. We all got our genocides over and done with swiftly and efficiently, way back in the dark ages, when you could ‘get away with murder,’ In the 21st Century, genocide tends to be frowned upon in polite circles, yet those cheeky Zionists are getting away with it right under our noses. There must be a very good reason why our Alliance is willing to turn a blind eye to this un-European, undemocratic, un-western behaviour.
Well a it turns out, there is a very good reason.
A we all know, protecting Democracy is not easy. There are bad actors out there constantly trying to usurp our God given right to dominate the world in the name of Western values, vague as they may be: Muslim fundamentalists, Mongol hoards, the yellow peril, the heathen barbarians, the idolators, the great unwashed, the lumpen proletariat, the mob, all conspiring to bring us down to their level. So in our defense we have come to rely ever more heavily on our friends and allies in Israel to perform the irksome tasks we cannot due to our sensitive nature and our cherished western values. Much like your traditional Latin American despot deploys death squads to do their dirty work, we have the Zionists, more than willing to take on the most gruesome assignments: assassinations of national leaders, including their own, journalists, aid workers like our own Zomi Frankom, illegal surveillance on a massive scale, daredevil commando raids, ethnic cleansing, genocide, the list is endless.
But the ace up their sleeve is undoubtedly their much envied ability to test their latest killing machines on living human targets. They have a seemingly inexhaustible supply of humans corralled into an ever smaller and smaller space, and nowhere to hide, just flimsy old canvas to protect them. No need for a search and destroy mission, jut press the button… and destroy!
As you can see, having the Zionists on our side is a valuable asset in the endless battle to defend our values. But we must be careful not to get carried away in the heat of battle, and begin to accept methods that do not fit with those cherished values. We must always admonish those who stray from the path of righteousness, and ask them not to commit such despicable acts on our behalf.
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*None of the other colonies got a gernsey, not India, not Rhodesia, nor South Africa. Not only did these nation fail to decimate and subjugate the local population as instructed, they went so far as to reject membership in the British Empire altogether. They certainly cannot be trusted to defend the European values they have so utterly shunned. As for all those Spanish colonies in Latin America, they chose miscegenation over genocide, now their citizens are all various shade of brown.
**In 1948 the fledgling United Nations, run by the winners of WW2, gave the Jews of Europe a state of their own. Unfortunately for them, the area was already occupied, but they had nowhere else to go, or so they claimed. Here in Australia we offered them some choice vacant land to set up their Jewish homeland, (as long as they didn’t try to fraternize with the rest of us) having extirpated the previous inhabitants, but the Jews drove a hard bargain, they wanted prime real estate, they wanted Jerusalem, no less, the jewel in the crown of The Holly Land itself, and they got it! The reason they got all they asked for was due to guilt and shame. In 1938 President Roosevelt called a global gathering of nations to discuss the growing problem of Jewish refugees from Europe. At the meeting no nation on earth was prepared to increase their tiny quota of refugees to accommodate the massive influx of Jews, including the US bizarrely, who called the meeting in the first place. Then the war began, by 1942 the whole world had become aware that the Jews were being systematically exterminated by the Nazis, so President Roosevelt called another meeting to urgently discuss the plight of the European Jews attempting to flee the holocaust. Yet again, no nation was prepared to take them. Ships full of desperate Jews were turned away from every port. So naturally, when Britain proposed we let the Jews move en mass to Palestine, the whole world was very enthusiastic. We all breathed a great sigh of relief, finally we could get that episode off our conscience. Send them all to some far off land where the locals were too disorganized to put up much of a resistance, problem solved!
Now let’s get on with the cold war.
Ben Boyang